What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 06:01
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
True - how I loved my mum!
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Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What do you mean son?
What! how could you do that?
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.